February 2012
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WatchI kind of like this.
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Potential Senior Quotes what do you think
A heart is a thing to squeeze but not squish.
Cats rule
That was confusing
I care about everything so little but I love every little thing.
How could I let this happen
I like not being five because I can be wounded by the cat and get a band aid by myself and not cry and not be yelled at by my mom for bothering the cat.
Beauty is the in eye
What’s going on where am I
Keep this quote...
vi0late-me asked: who are you??
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i just
i just want to take you
take you by the mouth
rest my hands gently
tenderly
against your lips
then grab really hard and yank with as much force as I can muster until your entire body is a hole that i can fall into
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let the record show
I was not “hanging out” with my grandma today. She needed a favor and she has lots of money and I need some of it to go to college.
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friends
cannonball crustacean: my only friends are my guitar and my dog
Maxe: me too except my dog is allison
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I just woke up from a nap and I was cuddling with my guitar and oh my god I’m so lonely
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Buoyant Bloomer: the only thing that matters is small horse big horse
Buoyant Bloomer: small horse = the economy
big horse = small horse
horse = triangle
small = government
Buoyant Bloomer: don't let yourself become a pawn of the NWO
Maxe: do you have any tips?
Buoyant Bloomer: knowlepge is power!
Buoyant Bloomer: i have plenty of tips
Buoyant Bloomer: there's my tippy tops
Buoyant Bloomer: my toppy tips
Buoyant Bloomer: my titty tips
Maxe: what can I do with them
Buoyant Bloomer: rub them, love them, send them to the zoo
Buoyant Bloomer: i'm not your master, master roshi
Buoyant Bloomer: you have to find your own path
Buoyant Bloomer: quoth the raven, "you're too slow"
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Maxe: I don't like this anymore
Maxe: allison girls are weird
Allison Poopersmith: What's wrong?
Maxe: I'm trying to dig a hole in my back yard but the ground sucks and this shovel isn't made for this kind of digging I guess
Maxe: but it's like
Maxe: how the fuck am I going to build this fucking dome
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skrill
cannonball crustacean: i am skrillex
cannonball crustacean: any questions?
Maxe: how's goin
cannonball crustacean: i'm sorta bummed out
cannonball crustacean: i dropped my bass
Maxe: you need help with that
Maxe: I'm your bud now
cannonball crustacean: thanks can you tape it
Maxe: no you need it whole
cannonball crustacean: can you buy me uranium for fix my base
Maxe: yeah man
Maxe: hey dude skrill I got a question
cannonball crustacean: yeah?
Maxe: you, uh
Maxe: you ever wonder what it's like being with another guy
cannonball crustacean: i held hands with a gay friend once to see if it feels
cannonball crustacean: was impressed
Maxe: cool man
Maxe: here let me show you something
Maxe: you like that?
cannonball crustacean: woah
cannonball crustacean: you want me to give it a taste?
Maxe: yeah man
Maxe: oh wait hold on
Maxe: hold on I'm in the middle of a car chase
cannonball crustacean: how does that feel
Maxe: preoccupied dude hold on
cannonball crustacean: i've got a mouthfull, i can't hear you
cannonball crustacean: mmm
cannonball crustacean: i'm reminded of my days in vietnam
Maxe: alright skrill I gotta go
cannonball crustacean: later
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ohabutt started following you
hooray
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Maxe: today I had some bonding time with pops.
Maxe: it was nice
cannonball crustacean: i bonded with my opos too
*** Maxe has changed the conversation topic to "pops day 2012" ***
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stream-of-unconsciousness replied to your audio post: The 3:30 Sessions. Do not listen.
I took that shitty picture, so if this ever gets famous and you use it as the album artwork without justly compensating me, I’m going to puke on you.
whatever
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best friends
Allison: Please be my friend even if I get scared for a stupid reason
Maxe: you know me.
Maxe: unconditional best friend.
Maxe: that's my title.
Allison: Yeah I know. I like that about you, etc. Thank you
Maxe: listen I'm just doing my job
Maxe: I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't get something out of it
Allison: Yeah we're mutually benefiting from this thing, I think. You're a pretty okay guy.
Maxe: alright enough with the benevolence
Maxe: it's making me uncomfortable
Allison: Yeah me too, whatever
Allison: sorry
Maxe: alright, we're both sorry.
Maxe: okay.
Allison: don't throw up or something jesus christ
Maxe: god fucking dammit
Maxe: I'm shaking now
Maxe: look what's happening
Allison: well maybe you shouldn't be such a fucking bitch
Allison: ever think of that one?
Maxe: thank you
Allison: good, okay
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Maxe: tomorrow after school I'm going out with fran so
Maxe: maybe after that or something
Maxe: oh wait you are not allison
Maxe: oops
Sean: i felt pretty for those five brief seconds
cough couch
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iron-peppers asked: Why do you want people to ask you questions?